enterflies, Angielskie [EN](4)(2)
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WARNING: THIS IS ONLY A SPOOF! IT IS NOTSERIOUS FAN FICTION THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHTTAKE OFFENCE DON'T READ IT. THOSE OF YOU WHOLIKE WHEN THINGS GET A LITTLE SILLY GO FOR IT.THIS IS ONLY A SPOOF. REMEMBER IF YOU READTHIS AND THINK IT'S TOTALLY STUPID YOU *HAVE*BEEN WARNEDLegal crap. all characters with in this story are based on thecharacters of Star Trek: The Next Generation. No copy rightinfringment is intended. Please don't sue. This is merely onefan's attempt to honor his favorite TV series.anyway without any further ado scaramount pictures presents:*THE ENTERFLIES*by: Ryan"Captain's log: Stardate 87657.4645....(approx.)We are on a seek and destroy mission. Which meanswhat ever we seek...we destroy.""Captain, Captain Pickflard!" Commander Piker calledloudly. "Captain Pickflard, we are coming up on a ship. It's notlike anything we have seen before, should we destroy it or not?We are on a seek and detroy mission.""No wait a few minutes until we get close enough."When they got close enough they were shocked at what theysaw. It was the Florg in their triangular prism ship which couldnot be destroyed easily."Captain, they're hailing us," said Commander Wulf."Yes, yes put it on screen, and hurry up! I don't have allday!" Captain Pickflard said impatiently."We are the Florg, you will be accumulated.""Oh not not accumulated. Say it ain't so." said CommanderDisk sarcastically. He'd been like that ever since he'd gottenhis bad attitude chip."Shut up Disk." Said Counselor Loy."I can't think with allthose negative emotions around, so keep your big mouth shut!""Okay Miss bossy there," Commander Disk countered."OKAY THAT"S IT!" Captain Pickflard yelled. "We havebigger problems on our hands, like trying to destroy the Florgand their Triangular prism ship. If we don't succeed we'll beaccumulated.""Captain I have an idea," this little voice came from behindthe crowd, it was Dr.Flusher. "Maybe we could just pour wateron their ship and short circuit it,""You knoew Flusher that's not a bad idea." said CaptainPickflard stroking his imaginary beard. "Okay, I wanteveryone to gather as much water as you can and we will fillthe torpedoes and program them to explode just beforeit hitsthe Florg's triangular ship, and then the water will explode allover the ship and short circut the ship and fry all of the Florg."So everyone left and went to find water, some went to theship's pool and some went to their quarters nad got water fromthe sinks and showers, they even took water from CaptainPickflard's pet goldfish Baldy's tank.When all of that was over, Commander Wulf programmedthe torpedos and set them up to launch. ""So when I give the word Commander Wulffire....ready....fire."Commander Wulf lauched the torpedoes and they madedirect hits and destroyed the Florg's triangular ship. Everyonecheered and had a big party in 10-4 .I know silly. But hey! Spoofing is the sincerest form offlattery. And besides it was just a little ribbing for our dearestStarfleet buddies centuries away.If you want to tell me what you thought you can e-mail meat ryguy@cheerful.com constructive criticism please. Plus anyideas for future spoofs. I could use themSee Ya
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